How Crooks On Wall Street Use Financial Astrology

This article continues from yesterday's (August 29, 2006 entitled "Trading Profits From Pluto").

Here are 3 ways to profit from Financial Astrology regardless of whether you do or do not believe it works. You can use this for trading futures, stocks, options or whatever.

Method One, aka “The Stressed Out Students of Finance Method”. Study and trade precisely according to Financial Astrology. Tomorrow, I'll mention resources for learning about Financial Astrology.

Note that Method One works best when you put white tape on the nose bridge of your glasses. Or if you put a plastic pocket liner in your chest pocket.

Method Two, aka “The Crooks of Wall Street Method”. Study and front run Financial Astrology traders. Here’s an example of how to front run them. This example is for illustrative purposes only. Do NOT trade it with real money.

Let’s pretend that Financial Astrology rules provide that the S&P futures will bottom out and turn up when you get an angle of 90 degrees drawing lines connecting Pluto to Mars with one line and Pluto to Uranus with a second line. In Method Two, you would buy the S&P futures when that angle is almost 90 degrees but headed towards it. That is, you buy just before the Financial Astrology traders buy. Business as usual among the crooks of Wall Street. When the angle formed by the lines connecting those planets get to 90 degrees, the Financial Astrology traders buy, which causes prices to rise, and which results in you having a profit in the trade…just like the front running crooks of Wall Street.

Method Three, aka “The Sadistic Schadenfreude Method”. Study and counter-trade against Financial Astrology traders. They freely admit their method is not 100% accurate. Method Three delivers profits when they are wrong.

In the example for Method Two, let’s pretend that the Financial Astrology traders went long but the trade is part of the percentage of losing trades in their system. You know they bought at whatever the S&P futures price was when the subject planets formed that 90 degree angle that triggered their buy. That price is an historical fact that is public information. What you do in Method Three is place a sell short order just above the price where the Financial Astrology traders bought. If prices fall, your short sell entry is triggered. As prices continue to fall, the Financial Astrology traders cut their losses near their entry price, which cause price to fall more, and which results in you having a profit in the trade.

The beginning point of all three methods described above is to learn Financial Astrology. There’s lots of resources. Be aware that mention of any product in tomorrow's article is NOT intended as a comment in favor of or against the said product.

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